Derka Derka

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20 melbzz, Australia


Conversation I overheard at work

Customer:How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer:You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
— 1 day ago with 88068 notes

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via jesusinc)

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via megativecreep)

— 1 day ago with 61040 notes
queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

(Source: kropotkindersurprise, via ignisambulamecum)

— 2 days ago with 124671 notes

2infinitetea:

The world is burning to the ground but we’re too busy throwing the water on ourselves to notice.

— 4 days ago with 93 notes

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

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— 4 days ago with 92253 notes

bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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— 4 days ago with 148847 notes
kimkanyekimye:

Kim and North arriving at The Peninsula in Beverly Hills, CA 8/25/14

kimkanyekimye:

Kim and North arriving at The Peninsula in Beverly Hills, CA 8/25/14

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— 4 days ago with 16604 notes
"We fell asleep together in February
woke up together in March
10 minutes ago, you rolled over in your sleep
and pulled me against your chest so hard
that I couldn’t breathe
but your chest against my cheek began to matter more than air."
Elka Tolhoek, “March” (via elkayvonne)

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— 4 days ago with 1939 notes

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath, via jesusinc)

— 4 days ago with 309920 notes