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not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

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k1mkardashian:

when yahoo answers tells you to read your book

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

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Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams at the Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Party Photobooth.

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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Finally have a new job thank god for that

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#catcha Kmart  #receptionist  #sweg 

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Australia and it's cities.

Sydney:Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Melbourne:Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Brisbane:Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
Adelaide:The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Darwin:Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Hobart:Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Perth:Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
Canberra:Parliament. That's it.
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akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

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