|Customer:||How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
|Dancer:||You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
(Source: drinklust, via megativecreep)
The world is burning to the ground but we’re too busy throwing the water on ourselves to notice.
"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god
"We fell asleep together in February
woke up together in March
10 minutes ago, you rolled over in your sleep
and pulled me against your chest so hard
that I couldn’t breathe
but your chest against my cheek began to matter more than air."
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
(Source: shalrath, via jesusinc)